October 2008
“Life is like an onion: You peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you...”
– Carl Sandburg
The Simpsons.
Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again?
Homer: What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
Type you name with your elbow!
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bitchville.
lol
“You can never love someone who doesn’t love you back and is in love with someone...”
– anonymous.
Planning ahead in life.
I’m a young being, a yellow alien being. I have 1.6 years left of doing IT in me, then I enter myself into the career workforce. Though I was planning for myself, where to start? Well actually I don’t know really, but if I plan early, what could go wrong in the future? I have live a life where in this country, it’s miserable enough to breathe here with so much corruption and...
Kanye West - coldest winter
“Knowing something true does not make it what we wish it to be. We see things not...”
– anonymous
chat to A.L.I.C.E →
chatting to a artificial chatterbox, a good way to past time.
“Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.”
– Rev. Denny Brake
boohoo.
You know your country’s currency is fucked if it’s; $1 AUD = 0.621898 USD $1 AUD = 0.497774 EUR $1 AUD = 0.397648 GBP $1 AUD = 21.6399 THB There goes any of my planned holiday trip. :(
You know you're a moron when...
You call 911 complaining about traffic...and you're John McCain's brother!
Operator: Alexandria 911, state your emergency
Caller: Well, it's not an emergency but do you know why on one side at the damn drawbridge of 95 traffic is stopped for 15 minutes and yet traffic's coming the other way across the drawbridge?
Operator: Sir, are you calling 911 to complain about traffic?
Caller: "Fuck you" (caller hangs up)
“Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now...”
– Homer Simpson
mixed race week.
Mixed race week - a dedication to mixed people. This is my dedication to the mixed people like me, if you’re less than 75% of one race, that means you’re mixed. No where in the world has a week/month dedicated to people of mixed race. We’re like a silent race, but who knows - one day we don’t need to describe ourselves as ‘other’ when signing documents that...
“Holy shit! My broadband speed jumped fast today. I had to download Windows Media...”
– - Esabel while on the internet downloading.
photoshop disasters →
A site dedicated to photoshop errors, a LOL site. Even the best Photoshop users hired, can never get it right sometimes.
goodbye my love.
There’s a time in life, where you have to say goodbye to your first love, the first love where you both would share each other’s thoughts and spend most of the time together, but usually you’re the one who ends up having to fix their problems and repair the relationship. You maybe thinking who am I talking about? Of course I am talking about my first love, packed from factories...
funny story happened in class..
someone: Have you got this movie?
everyone: What is it called?
someone: It's called I am...
someone: 'I am lesbian'
*everyone burst out laughing*
everyone: Don't you mean 'I am Legend?'
someone: Yes, yes that movie.
everyone: We never heard of that movie 'I am Lesbian, is it good?
technogy bigger than bill gates..
Microsoft: Ya see, we at Microsoft believe in making computing easier!
Me: What could be easier for consumers than having only ONE choice of software?!?
“The most overlooked advantage of owning a computer is that if they foul up...”
– Computer geek jokes.
random self-talkin'
Esabel: I think the world is doomed
Bitchville: I am doomed, and you're my world.
“Anyone who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and anyone who is...”
– Winston Churchill
it will be ours in 2011.
So the Liberals have managed to give Labor a thrashing at the by-election. Although they won Ryde, the results in Cabramatta was amazing. a 23% swing AGAINST LABOR! This is the greatest news for people in my electorate and I’m happy at those who voted for change and opt for the Liberals. I’m happy, though I was disappointed it wasn’t a 30% swing which would of gave Dai Le a win...
“Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the...”
Adobe CS4 is out.
I’m very happy and horny for the release of Adobe CS4 products. Just late last year I managed to get Adobe Photoshop CS3, Audition, Lightroom, Illustrator and Dreamweaver and is amazed at the quality of the program. Though I did not put much effort in using and spending alot of time on the programs, compared to when I was a self-loathing addict of Photoshop CS2 (ah memories).
...
sunshine.
God: If you don't believe me, I'm turning you into a flower.
Me: Fine, whatever...I don't believe in you, god.
God: *turns me into a flower*
Me: Finally I smell better, thanks god.
““Many people would be like ‘Hey, Merry Christmas’…but...”
The Cool Kids
“No matter how good you are at something, there’s always about a million...”
He's like a awesome guy
..and not the typical cunts I would bump into these days, all they’re about is; bitches, fuck, drugs, alcohol and dumb shit. But this guy is my coolest buddy. You will never get a cool person like this into your life, and I dedicate my first blog on this site to this guy. ^_^