November 2008
“Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.”
– Frank Sinatra
umm
So tomorrow is the 1st of December, the first day of Summer here (even though the weather for tomorrow is looking shit) and tomorrow I have to go through the garage and find our christmas tree wrapped inside a box somewhere, when I was was growing up my parents would buy a christmas tree that is a bit taller than my height, but once I grew taller than the tree, they would buy a bigger tree and so...
“It’s simple. PG means the hero gets the girl. 15 means that the villain...”
– Michael Douglas [on UK movie rating system]
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“It started out in the park like hip-hop & who knew hip-hop would take it...”
Seinfeld
Kramer: I got news for you: handicapped people, they don't even want to park there! They wanna be treated just like anybody else! That's why, those spaces are always empty.
George: He's right! It's the same thing with the feminists. You know, they want everything to be equal, everything! But when the check comes, where are they?
Elaine: What's that suppose to mean?
“Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there.”
– John Wooden
“GO WHERE YOUR HEART TAKES YOU”
– YEEZY (via roe)
“Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal.”
– Demetri Martin
Yay.
So, I’ve made a live chatbox on my front page of tumblr, because I’m that bored, feel free to use the code and paste it into your own tumblr or create your own tumblr community lounge, and yeah I can’t believe I never thought of that before?
“I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: ‘O Lord, make...”
– Voltaire
havent-got-a-prayer:
Wal-Mart Employee Trampled to Death
We’ve sold our souls for the latest shit. The spirit of consumerism has made slaves of far too many people.
It will be worse for us here, on Boxing Day. I’ll be fighting old women for discounted underwear!! ;)
Demotivational Posters →
This site is funny.
“She hesitated. ‘Are you being romantic now?’
‘I’m trying to tell you how I feel...”
– Elmore Leonard (via tarts)
“It’s much easier to turn a friendship into love, than love into...”
– Proverb
“So make sure you love, like you’ve never been hurt. And when you dance, dance...”
– Alexisonfire
Seinfeld.
George: Right now, I sit around pretending that I’m busy.
Jerry: How do you pull that off?
George: I always look annoyed. Yeah, when you look annoyed all the time, people think that you’re busy. Think about it…[puts on annoyed face]
Elaine: Yeah, you do! He looks very busy!
Jerry: Yeah, he looks busy! Yeah!
George: I know what I’m doin’. In fact Mr. Wilhelm gave me one of those little stress dolls. All right, back to work. [puts on annoyed face]
“My Pussy’s gone crazy”
– Anna Faris. Scary Movie 2. (via extrafirmhold)
Must watch all Scary Movies again.
(via lhh)
“Men often hate each other because they fear each other; they fear each other...”
– Martin Luther King, Jr.
lol, random people who you've never met before are...
So today I was on the train going to school, so I was sitting minding my own business, when the train stopped at a station before I had to get off, I was listening to my mp3 player (sorry I don’t own a iPod & I don’t want one, because everyone I know has one, I’m trying to be different, lol) and this woman who was probably in around the late 40’s - 50’s came into...
I am seriously in love.
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with all these wonderful people I have encountered on this Tumblr. dashboard. Random people leading their own lives, in no way connected to my own. Except for being together on this dashboard. Yet a lot of these “strangers” have touched my heart in a way a lot of people close to me...
Seinfeld.
Elaine: Has anyone ever told you you look exactly like Al Pacino? You know, "Scent Of A Woman"? Who-ah! Who-ah!
Soup Nazi: Very good. Very good.
Elaine: Well, I-
Soup Nazi: You know something?
Elaine: Hmmm?
Soup Nazi: No soup for you!
Elaine: What?
Soup Nazi: Come back one year! Next!
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Elaine: Hello.
Soup Nazi: You. You think you can get soup? Please. You're wasting everyone's time.
Elaine: I don't want soup. I can make my own soup. "5 cups chopped Porcine mushrooms, half a cup of olive oil, 3 pounds celery."
Soup Nazi: That is my recipe for wild mushroom.
Elaine: Yeah, that's right. I got 'em all. Cold cucumber, corn and crab chowder, mulligatawny..
Soup Nazi: Mulliga...tawny?
Elaine: You're through Soup Nazi! No more soup for you! NEXT!
“If people really stopped and realised how much art and creative people move the...”
– Marilyn Manson