You call 911 complaining about traffic...and you're John McCain's brother!

Operator:
Alexandria 911, state your emergency

Caller:
Well, it's not an emergency but do you know why on one side at the damn drawbridge of 95 traffic is stopped for 15 minutes and yet traffic's coming the other way across the drawbridge?

Operator:
Sir, are you calling 911 to complain about traffic?

Caller:
"Fuck you" (caller hangs up)