Seinfeld.
Elaine:
Has anyone ever told you you look exactly like Al Pacino? You know, "Scent Of A Woman"? Who-ah! Who-ah!
Soup Nazi:
Very good. Very good.
Elaine:
Well, I-
Soup Nazi:
You know something?
Elaine:
Hmmm?
Soup Nazi:
No soup for you!
Elaine:
What?
Soup Nazi:
Come back one year! Next!
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Elaine:
Hello.
Soup Nazi:
You. You think you can get soup? Please. You're wasting everyone's time.
Elaine:
I don't want soup. I can make my own soup. "5 cups chopped Porcine mushrooms, half a cup of olive oil, 3 pounds celery."
Soup Nazi:
That is my recipe for wild mushroom.
Elaine:
Yeah, that's right. I got 'em all. Cold cucumber, corn and crab chowder, mulligatawny..
Soup Nazi:
Mulliga...tawny?
Elaine:
You're through Soup Nazi! No more soup for you! NEXT!
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