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Seinfeld.

Elaine:
Has anyone ever told you you look exactly like Al Pacino? You know, "Scent Of A Woman"? Who-ah! Who-ah!

Soup Nazi:
Very good. Very good.

Elaine:
Well, I-

Soup Nazi:
You know something?

Elaine:
Hmmm?

Soup Nazi:
No soup for you!

Elaine:
What?

Soup Nazi:
Come back one year! Next!

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Elaine:
Hello.

Soup Nazi:
You. You think you can get soup? Please. You're wasting everyone's time.

Elaine:
I don't want soup. I can make my own soup. "5 cups chopped Porcine mushrooms, half a cup of olive oil, 3 pounds celery."

Soup Nazi:
That is my recipe for wild mushroom.

Elaine:
Yeah, that's right. I got 'em all. Cold cucumber, corn and crab chowder, mulligatawny..

Soup Nazi:
Mulliga...tawny?

Elaine:
You're through Soup Nazi! No more soup for you! NEXT!


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